Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Episode 8 + This Week's FREE Movie

Well, Episode 8 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is upon us.




Episode 8 "highlights"

(01:20) - Star Wars Spoiler: Princess Leia is Luke's Father.
(03:43) - Bill O'Reilly meltdown
(06:19) - Gun Nuts
(10:19) - SONG OF THE WEEK: "Vegas" by Zac McFadden
(16:11 - 30:57) - Part 2 of Evan's Interview with Morning Parade frontman Steve Sparrow
(34:13) - MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Cinema Six (indie comedy on Hulu + other stuff)

EMAIL: info@mopedjones.com (shoot us an email if you like the song or the movie recommendation, or if you have some recommendations of your own. We're always looking for great new bands or films to recommend).  Please make sure to give us your first name and where you are from. We love hearing from you.

If you missed any previous episodes of the podcast you can catch up by clicking any of the links below...



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Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter........sometimes we say funny shit on there.



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What else? Very pleased with the amount of listeners we've had so far. (as of 6/18)

Ep 1 = 208
Ep 2 = 143
Ep 3 = 168
Ep 4 = 102
Ep 5 = 116
Ep 6 = 102
Ep 7 = 132

Not too shabby. I definitely thought it would take a lot longer to get 100 listeners per episode.  (right now we're at 138.7 listeners per episode). 


And how about I end this blog with a FREE comedy?  That's right, this week's free video is my 2011 comedy film, S.O.L.

Adam Breske's performance alone makes this a must watch. (he plays the dimwitted brother, Michael in the film). If you like what you see be sure to visit https://mopedjones.pivotshare.com/ where you can watch every single video we've ever made (including our 3 feature films + loads of commentaries and bonus features, skits, all sorts of fun crap) for $4.99 a month (we suggest signing up for a month, watching everything and then canceling).  All proceeds to towards our next film.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Episode 7 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast + FREE movie

Episode 7 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is now up. You can listen to it in the player below.




Episode 7 "highlights"

(01:44) Shitty Neighbor Update: This Time It's Personal!
(06:19) SONG OF THE WEEK: "Reality Dream" by Morning Parade
(10:27) Get Well Soon Tracy Morgan!
(12:12 - 30:05) INTERVIEW W/ Steve Sparrow of Morning Parade (PART 1)
(31:05) MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: The Brothers Solomon
(34:23) Jason's $200,000,000 joke.

EMAIL:  info@mopedjones.com 

COMING UP in Episode 8: Part 2 of the Steve Sparrow interview + loads more.

If you missed an episode you can listen to all of our episodes by going to http://mopedjones.podbean.com/


What else?   Oh yeah, you can watch my debut film, The Truth About Average Guys, for free.



Here's the entire channel.

https://mopedjones.pivotshare.com/

Check it out. It has pretty much everything I've ever done. You can watch things individually (a la cart), but I would recommend subscribing to the channel for $4.99 for one month, watch everything, then cancel your subscription.  All 3 of my feature comedies are on the site, many commentary tracks (commentary audio over the films), loads of bonus material: bloopers, outtakes, interviews, behind the scenes, etc..)


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Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Episode 6 of the Moped Jones Drunken Podcast

Episode 6 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is now up. It's a short episode, just a smidge over 20 minutes.





Kate Johnson once again joins Jason in Evan's absence. We tried to record this episode 3 nights in a row before getting it somewhat right (see the 01:40 description as to what happened).

(00:36) Jason does a mean Evan Atherton impression (and a nice one).
(01:40) Third times a charm for Episode 6.
(02:40) Kate's mom told a bunch of people Kate and I sell meth out of our apartment.
(05:42) Shitty neighbors.
(08:48) SONG OF THE WEEK: "Moonshine" by The Corey Booth Project (CLICK HERE to buy)
(13:37) Netflix Recommendation: Don't get Netflix.
(14:14) Movie Recommendation: Nebraska (2013, Will Forte, Bruce Dern, June Squibb)

EMAIL: info@mopedjones.com

Shoot us an email, we love hearing from you guys!.



Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com


Monday, May 26, 2014

Moped Jones Drunken Podcast: Episode 5 (VIDEO)

Normally our podcasts are just audio, but since I had some extra space on podbean I had enough room to make this a visual podcast. (I buy a 300MB plan, each episode is about 30-40 MBs, so I had over 150 MBs left and had plenty of room for this visual episode. I should be able to do 1 of these a month, unless no one gives a shit then I won't do it, lol)

Here are the "highlights" of the show...

Kate "The Hammer" Johnson co-hosts with me this week in Evan's absence. 

(00:35) The real reason why Evan isn't here this week.
(01:23) Don't talk politics with someone that watches Fox "News".
(03:20) "Under the Open Sky" by Dane Schmidt (instrumental we're using in I Don't Recall)
(05:39) Jason & Kate discuss co-writing I Don't Recall.
(08:46) Story Time with Uncle Tim: Redneck Swimming Hole
(13:40) SONG OF THE WEEK: "Wait Up" by Maylane (CLICK HERE to buy, name your price)
(19:00) Jason talks about how writing with Kate is much better than writing with his former partner.
(22:30) Our Recommendation this week is anything with Tyler Labine in it.
           Hulu:   Deadbeat (10 episodes, comedy)
           Netflix: Tucker & Dale VS. Evil (movie, comedy)
           Netflix: Sons of Tuscon (13 episodes, comedy)

EMAIL US: info@mopedjones.com   (we're lonely, we're getting a lot of plays but no mail, tell us your name and where you're from, we'd love to hear from you)

Click the dolphin to go to Episode 5.

http://mopedjones.podbean.com/e/moped-jones-drunken-podcast-episode-5-video/
We're averaging over 100 plays per our first 4 episodes of the podcast. I thought it would take longer than that to get to 100. I would have been happy with 30 or 40 out of the gate, but 100 is very nice! Hopefully that number continues to grow. Would love to be up to around 1000 or so by the first of the year.

What else?

After a few month break from our screenplay, I Don't Recall, Kate and I are about ready to jump back in. The first draft is about 75% done. Basically all that's left is "physical therapy" stuff. Need to research that some so it sounds somewhat believable. Also need to tie up a few loose ends and smooth some things out.

Also thinking about buying a camera to shoot some sketches with (got my heart set on a Canon T3i, might use it to shoot No Regrets at some point this summer. I'll start with that as soon as I lose some more weight. The weather FINALLY started cooperating and I recently started running about 5 miles a night. I want to be down to 180 by October (I'm at 235 right now, I know it's a lot, but eating right and running my ass off will get me there).  I gained about 25 pounds this ridiculously long winter. YIKES.  Oh well, I shall get that off and more very soon.

Be sure to....

LIKE the Moped Jones Facebook page.
and

FOLLOW the Podcast on Twitter.

I feel like 2014 is the year I am getting my shit together so that 2015 can rock.  *crosses fingers*

Thank you for giving a shit.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Thursday, May 1, 2014

*BLEEP* Mitt Romney & other stuff!

Hello,

BLEEP Mitt Romney. And BLEEP Sean Hannity too. And BLEEP me for the misleading title. I just learned that catchy titles get you more page views.

So BLEEP me right in the BLEEP. I'm a bad boy.

Episode 1 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is now available.












Thank you, be sure to check back every Wednesday for new episodes.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com


Saturday, April 12, 2014

Podcast Starting Back up Soon!

As some of you may know the Moped Jones Drunken Podcast will be starting back up on May 1st as part of the launching of the Moped Jones Entertainment pivotshare channel. (CLICK HERE to view the channel.) 

Yesterday I found out that a guy I work with (Justin) is into filmmaking and animation. We got to talking and it sounds like he's going to be on board. We're thinking about starting 10 Minute Abs back up as well. (for those who don't know, which is probably most of you, 10 Minute Abs was a 10 minute long sketch comedy web series that I did ......I guess I can't technically call it a series since it was only one episode long. It got over 12,000 views on youtube in just one month. The reason we didn't film more is because it was winter and all the stuff was shot out in Chicago. It was just too much of a pain in the ass to get out to Chicago every month and shoot these sketches. Also the defroster in my car was broken, so not only was it a pain in the ass it was also DANGEROUS.

As I mentioned above, Justin is also an animator. So we're looking into doing some short animated stuff for the podcast.  Since the podcast is in MP4 format we can put video over the podcast audio. So this will allow us to put pictures, text, and video clips into our podcasts.

The channel will also have all 3 of my films + loads of bonus material (drunken commentaries, sober commentaries, bloopers, outtakes, interviews, sketches, and even a documentary about the making of our first film, The Truth About Average Guys)

The format of the podcast is as follows...

First Episode will be released May 1st (Thursday), then every Wednesday after that. There will be at least 4 podcasts a month, but some months there will be 5 (depending on the amount of Wednesdays)

Each podcast will be around 25-40 minutes long. (this depends on the length of the interview, if there are sketches, how long the song is, etc...)


Each podcast will include....

a phone or in studio interview with a special guest. The guest will have something to do with writing, filmmaking, acting, comedy, or music.

Each episode will include a song by an unsigned band/musical artist.

Some episodes will include a sketch (either animated or live action).  This depends on how quickly the filmmaking/animation process goes. We all have day jobs, so try to crank out as many as we can.

Why should you subscribe?

1. All proceeds go towards my next feature length film, I Don't Recall (when all is said and done I would like the budget for the film to be between $10k-$25k). I will try to put in at least $5k of my own money.

2. FREE STUFF! - Anyone that subscribes will get an electronic copy of my book Why She Left, which is a book of quotes of things that I have actually said to my girlfriend Kate. The book is not completed, but you will get a .pdf file of the first year of quotes (we started on April of 2013)  There's over 250 quotes in the book so far.  (yes, I've said at least 250 awful things to her in the last 12 months).  Might have some more free stuff too (possibly a song if I can talk Evan into it)

3.  If you stay signed up for consecutive 12 months you will receive an Associate Producer Credit on IMDB for I Don't Recall. (which we hope to start filming in the spring/summer of 2015) When we do our Kickstarter campaign in the fall for I Don't Recall, the associate producer credit will cost at least $100. You can get it now for 12 payments of $2.99 ($35.88 total)  I totally sound like a TV pitchman and I feel really shitty for coming off that way, but movies aren't cheap to make and this is something we can do to earn a little cash to go towards our next feature.

Sounds Great! How Much Does It Cost?

$2.99 a month, you can cancel any time (if you don't want to subscribe you can purchase items a la carte, but it's much cheaper to just subscribe for a month and watch everything)

The podcast alone will be worth the $2.99 a month, but for that price you get unlimited access to everything on the channel. + you get the free book (see #2). 

I'm very excited about what the rest of 2014 holds. Will be shooting No Regrets, working on sketches (animated and live action), doing the podcast, finishing up the I Don't Recall script (got about a half dozen scenes left to write, 93 pages down, probably another 20-25 to go!)

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com





Saturday, March 22, 2014

Why The Classic City International Film Festival Blows...

I recently received word that Wingmen Incorporated did not get into The Classic City International Film Festival (CCIFF) in Snellville, GA. This is a small first year festival with a comedy category, which is why I submitted. I figured WINC would fit right at home there.

Unfortunately for me, the festival and it's director (Chase Smith) did not feel the same. Now I have been rejected from PLENTY of film festivals throughout the past 5 years. So rejections at this point don't do much damage to my psyche.  However, when I pay $35 (earlybird fee) submission fee and the festival only takes 11 films (4 features and 7 shorts), that bothers me a little (but not too much, b/c they never specify how many films they were going to take).  However, when said festival takes FOUR of their own films, I have a problem with that.

They took two of their own feature films. If each film is 90 minutes, that's 180 minutes of festival programming that could have gone to films that actually paid submission fees (I'm just assuming that Chase didn't pay a submission fee to his own festival).  Now one could argue that perhaps WINC just wasn't good enough to get in (even if they hadn't wasted 180 minutes of festival programming time on Chase's films).  I would like to point out that WINC has screened at 8 festivals and won a total of 4 awards + garnered another 6 nominations.  It's wins include "Best Feature" at the East Lansing Film Festival as part of the Lake Michigan Film Competition. ELFF has been around 15 years and is much MUCH larger than CCIFF could ever hope to become.

Here's their facebook page. Scroll down to the March 19th post that has the film festival selections. Notice "Chase Smith" directed many of the films. Also notice that he runs the festival.

This isn't the first time I've submitted to a festival that ended up selecting films by the festival director. The 2013 Prairie State Film Festival, run by Willie Adkins, selected 7 films by Mr. Adkins. Willie even nominated himself for "Best Director" (along with 6 other nominations)  How big are that guy's balls?  *BLEEPING* huge!

At least Chase Smith had a little dignity by screening his films out of competition, but it is still pretty shitty to put on a festival and screen your own films (plural!!!).  I've contacted withoutabox.com about getting a refund. I certainly would never submit to a "festival" that is nothing more than a guise to screen the festival director's own films.

later

Jason W. Schaver

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Sample Scene: I Don't Recall + other stuff

Hello Again,

Just wanted to keep everyone posted on how the new script is coming along. We have about 85 pages written. Probably have another 20-25 left. A scene here and there. The basic story is all there. Just need to tighten it up some and fill in some of the missing chunks. It will probably be about 110-120 pages by the time it's completed.

Below is a scene from the script. But before that I would like to give you a little context. Martin, a mild mannered pushover in his mid 30's, is meeting his long time girlfriend (Sara) for their anniversary dinner. He is going to propose to her. She has other ideas.

CLICK HERE to read the sample scene.

What else is going on?

Well, to help raise some money for I Don't Recall I am starting my own subscription channel.

https://mopedjones.pivotshare.com/

I am not "officially" launching the channel until May 1st. However, it is active now. So if you want to sign up, that would be awesome.

For $2.99 a month you will have unlimited access to our entire library. 

For $2.69 you can purchase downloads of The Truth About Average Guys, S.O.L., and Wingmen Incorporated. (if you subscribe to the channel, they are included into the subscription)

 

Here's a list of what we have currently have on the site...

Wingmen Incorporated              -  $2.69  (or part of the subscription package)
The Truth About Average Guys - $2.69  (or part of the subscription package)
10 Minute Abs: Episode 1          - $1.29  (or part of the subscription package)

 

The following are only available through a monthly subscription...

Wingmen Incorporated: Drunkenly Honest Commentary*
Wingmen Incorporated: BLOOPERS
Wingmen Incorporated: OUTTAKES
Wingmen Incorporated: Larry's Awesome Tattoo Story!
Wingmen Incorporated: Extended Sex Scene
Wingmen Incorporated: Extended Fight Scene
10 Minute Abs: Episode 1 Bloopers
The History of TTAAG: From The Beginning (18 minute documentary about TTAAG)
The Truth About Average Guys: BLOOPERS
The Truth About Average Guys: Alternate Ending
S.O.L. - BLOOPERS

 

Coming Soon...

S.O.L.
S.O.L.: Drunken Commentary*
Wingmen Incorporated: Sober Commentary Ken & Bethany*
Wingmen Incorporated: Original Drunken Commentary (unedited: Jason, Kate, and Evan)*
The Truth About Average Guys: Commentary with Jason & Ken*
No Regrets (short film)
No Regrets (short film) Commentary*

(*the commentaries are the video of the film with the commentary audio track)

And starting May 1st, new weekly episodes of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast and we'll be doing Drunken Commentaries to popular films (like Titanic).

All proceeds from the channel will go towards I Don't Recall's budget. 

So that's what's going on right now. No Regrets will start up in April or May and will start shooting in May or June. It's a 4 day shoot (2 weekends). Hope it have it edited and ready to submit to festivals in August. Pretty pumped about that.

In the mean time, Kate and I will keep chugging along on the script. I say this a lot, but I can't believe how talented of a writer she is. I'm so used to bumping heads when I collaborate with someone, but she trusts me and I trust her, so writing with her has been a pleasant surprise.  Once the script is done we'll send it to a script consultant and get some feedback. Then we'll incorporate her notes and rewrite the script (hopefully we won't have to do too much).  Then from there we will start contacting some name talent and gauge their interest in the script as well as get a quote for what it would cost to have them in the film.

Pretty exciting times are ahead for Moped Jones.  Hope you enjoyed the sample scene!

Can't wait!

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

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Saturday, January 18, 2014

Loads of new articles + some updates!

As some of you know I recently started writing for Yahoo! Contributor Network to get back in the writing habit for a feature length comedy screenplay my g/f (Kate) and I are working on called I Don't Recall.

Well, a funny thing happened while writing for Yahoo!  I started making money at it.  Not a ton right off the bat, but enough to keep at it.

Below are the articles that I have published since my last blog.


CLICK HERE to read about how to make a movie for less than $10,000.


CLICK HERE to read about some forgotten songs from the '90s.


CLICK HERE to read about some forgotten songs from the '00s.


CLICK HERE to read about how to put on your own podcast. It's easier than you might think.


CLICK HERE to read about how to find the right film festivals for your film.


CLICK HERE to read by Hollywood is making too much money to be original. Expect more of the same from them in 2014.


CLICK HERE to read about how to run a successful Kickstarter campaign. I show you what to do and breakdown one filmmaker's dreadful attempt at a campaign and why it failed miserably.


CLICK HERE to read an article about pot. Yeah, it's about it being legal in Colorado.


CLICK HERE to read why resigning Jay Cutler was a no-brainer for the Bears.


CLICK HERE to read how Starbucks' attempted pissing contest with a local bar owner backfired miserably and actually helped the bar. When will big companies learn how quickly social media can be used against them?


As you can see, I've been very busy writing articles for Yahoo! the past couple weeks. While I haven't made a ton of money, I have about $500 saved up to go towards I Don't Recall. Which is roughly about 1% of what the budget will be.  I know that doesn't sound like much but by the time we're ready to shoot in the late spring/early summer of 2015 I hope to have about $6500 of my own money to put towards the film (which is about 12.5% of the budget $50,000).  I will be setting aside all my Yahoo! money + all my weekly incentive money from the day job. I have about 80 weeks to save up.  Hopefully when people see how much of a risk I'm willing to take on my own film they will be willing to donate via kickstarter/indiegogo later in the fall when we do a campaign.

Speaking of I Don't Recall, Kate and I have hit a bit of a snag, but still have 70 pages of the script completed. Just need to tie up a few loose ends and write a few more scenes and it will be over 100 pages (which is our goal).  100 pages will keep the movie within the 80-90 minutes range. Obviously we're fine with it being longer, but we definitely don't want it shorter. 

So that's where we're at with that.  If you have to read an article that you enjoy please share it with your friends. I get paid by the view, so sharing my articles really helps me out.

Thank you,

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year from Moped Jones!

Well, it is now January 1st, 2014. Happy New Year to everyone! Hope you all had a safe and happy New Years Eve.

As some of you know I started writing for Yahoo!  a few months ago. I started doing it as a way to get back into shape (writing wise) before starting a new screenplay. Initially it was just for practice, but I've actually started to earn a little money at it. So I've decided to write as many articles for Yahoo! as possible.

I am now receiving upfront offers from my articles. It's not much, maybe $5 per article. I also receive performance views ($1.50 per 1000 views).  I have decided that every dime I receive from writing these articles will go towards funding I Don't Recall (the screenplay I briefly mentioned above).  Kate and I are hoping to have it completed within the next month or so. We currently have 62 pages written (our goal is 100).  So we're 62% done with the first draft. My goal is to shoot it for $50,000 and have some name talent play smaller roles (1 day shooting roles).  I have no idea why I'm so optimistic that we can raise that much money, but I will be putting in every dime I make writing these Yahoo! articles. I'm going to try to write one every day, but it will be difficult coming up with a topic every day. So I'm going to try for 5 a week. So that's  $20 a week I'll be putting towards the film that we hope to shoot in May of 2015.  So I have about 75 weeks.

$20 x 80 = $1600

I will also be putting in my weekly performance bonus' from my day job. I typically get between $40 and $70 a week from that.  But for the average, let's say $50 a week.

$50 x 80 = $4000

So I should be able to come up with $5600 of that $50,000 by myself.

But that whole I Don't Recall fundraising stuff is still several months away. Probably won't start that until September.  Still have to finish the script, put together a fundraising team. All that fun stuff.

So how can you help in the meantime?

Simple, give me $50,000.

Don't have it? But still want to help?

That's great too! Just click on (and hopefully) read every article you see me post. Also, "share" the article on Facebook or Twitter.  My articles are typically about movies, sports, or editorials/opinion pieces about things in the news that piss me off (or make me happy, but so far it's only been stuff that's pissed me off).

Here are some of my most recent articles... Please click and read (and share). 


CLICK HERE to read about why celebrities shouldn't be using crowdfunding their films.


CLICK HERE to read about the Chicago Bears season in review.


CLICK HERE to read about how to get great music for  your indie film w/o going broke.


CLICK HERE to read about A&E's mishandling of the Duck Dynasty situation.


CLICK HERE to read about how Hollywood made a ton of money in 2013 despite it's complete and utter lack of originality.


I will be posting more articles daily, mainly on Facebook (I'll post them here too, but not one at a time, that would be a lot of blogs, I'll put them into groups of 5 like this blog)

Again, every thing I make from my writing will go towards my next feature film.  I am still shooting the short/drama No Regrets this spring. I don't want people to think I raised the money for that and then just decided not to shoot it. It's still on. Probably shooting in April or May. 4 day shoot. Piece of cake.

I wish you all the best in 2014.  It's going to be a great year! I can just feel it.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com






Sunday, December 15, 2013

Halfway Through The 730: 2013 Year In Review

This time last year I made a blog called "The Next 730 Days". It was about how I felt the 730 days from 1/1/13 to 12/31/14 will set the tone for the rest of my life. Feel free to read the link below to read it.

http://jasonwschaver.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-next-730-daysplus-video-clip.html

Are you back?  You didn't read it, but that's okay.

So here's my 2013 year in review & an update of how the first 365 days of that 730 have been going.

MARCH 2013- My film, Wingmen Incorporated, was finished 3/1/13. It was also brought to my attention shortly after that that my former partner (Ken) had went behind my back and edited out large chunks of my commentary. This was the final straw in a long string of shady behavior by him. I decided to cut ties with him because of this.  Somewhere along the way we went from me casting him in what would later be The Truth About Average Guys to us being 50/50 partners (which was fine with me) to him thinking I worked for him (without pay). He'd deny that, but that's what it felt like towards the end. Proof of that is him editing out my commentary without my knowledge. I wasn't given the chance to approve his commentary, which I wouldn't have because he said several things in it that weren't true. Oh well, I re-did my commentary and set the record straight on the things he said.

CLICK HERE To purchase a DVD that has the new commentary on it ($6.99) shirt ($9.99) shirt and DVD $14.99)

Sure, we did some good things, but I won't miss him telling me what to put in my blog, him telling me to lie to our fans, him telling me telling me who I can and can't have on my commentary, him casting people he's sleeping with in all our films, him editing out large chunks of my commentary, him telling me that we need to raise our prices b/c the reason people aren't buying it is b/c it's too cheap and they don't respect it, him telling me a Kickstarter campaign was stupid and it won't work (not helping at all on it) then when it worked him telling me what "we" should spend "our" money on b/c I only got it b/c I was under the "Adjusted Gratuity" banner. (WTF?)   Him giving me permission to film my own sketches that I wrote myself and use the money that I raised myself. (that was 10 Minute Abs)

(And I'm not even mentioning the shadiest thing he did in 2010 while we were shooting S.O.L. that violated my trust in the first place.)

Jason/Ken 2006-2013 R.I.P. 


APRIL 2013 - My lovely girlfriend Kate moved from Chicago to Fulton. We also started co-writing a book called Why She Left which is a book of quotes that I've actually said to her. I say some pretty fucked up stuff, luckily for me she thinks most of it is pretty funny. She's actually the one that suggested we start writing them all down.

MAY 2013 - got a letter from our landlord at the time that they were selling the building. The new landlord wanted to double the rent and wouldn't allow pets.  That first month or two was very stressful for us. There was just nothing jobs-wise out here for her.

JUNE 2013 - moved into our new apartment. It's not the best place, but it the rent is very reasonable, we live in a good neighborhood.  I also bought some editing software and taught myself how to edit. After parting ways with Ken I realized I would be the only one promoting the film and if I was going to be the only one submitting the film to festivals I wanted to submit a version that I was happy with. I cut out about 5 minutes of the film. Mostly boring stuff that slowed down the pacing. Really boring stuff. Felt like it was trying to be too cute and clever, and not working at all.

JULY 2013 - Helped my lovely girlfriend Kate start her business. She's doing really well and all her clients just adore her.   Also did a Indiegogo campaign for my short film No Regrets.  Raised $2202 from 51 donors from all over the world. Wanted to shoot that in the fall but life got in the way and before we knew it it was really cold outside. So we're thinking May of next year. I can't wait to see how it all turns out.

AUGUST THROUGH PRESENT - Submitted Wingmen Incorporated to nearly 50 film festivals.  Will have spent nearly $1750 when all is said and done.  We're 7 for 17 (.412%) with 34 festivals left to hear back from over the coming months (all the way up until October of 2014).  We've won 3 awards & been nominated for 5 others. We're just getting started though. I submitted to a lot of earlybird deadlines, so I'll start hearing back from lots of festivals in 2014.

NOVEMBER 2013 - won best feature at the 2013 East Lansing Film Festival.  Also, Kate and I started writing our next project, the feature comedy I Don't Recall. I came up with the idea nearly a year ago. Wrote a couple scenes back in January but then got busy with life. We started writing again back in early November and now have about 60 pages written. We're trying for 100, so we are 60% done with the first draft. It's turning out to be really good. Kate is a much better writer than I thought she was going to be. She really brings depth to our female characters. She also has no agenda. (No writing parts for whomever she's fucking or making secondary characters act a certain way so her character can be the hero. She isn't even remotely interested in acting in the film. If anything, her only agenda is writing an amazing screenplay).  This has been the most pleasant co-writing experience I've ever had and I look forward to writing many more screenplays with Kate after this.

DECEMBER 2013 - Well, it's not over yet, but so far so good. I have been battling a cold for the past couple weeks, but I seem to be on the mend.  Haven't started my Christmas shopping yet, but will start Thursday (pay day).  Mainly just looking forward to next year.

So what is in store for 2014?

1.  Finish first draft of I Don't Recall.
2. continue to submit and hear back from film festivals regarding Wingmen Incorporated
3. Send I Don't Recall to script consultant to help with final draft & submit it to contests
4. seek out investors to shoot I Don't Recall ourselves. I would like to shoot it for $50k and use some of that money to seek out name talent to play a few smaller roles (1 day shoots). 
5.  Start diet 1/1/14.  Get down to 180 by May when I shoot my short/drama No Regrets
6. Get No Regrets done and submit it to larger festivals.
7. save up my weekly incentive money (from work) to go towards I Don't Recall budget. Want to start filming in spring of 2015. 

All in all 2013 wasn't too bad. If my former partner hadn't bailed on Wingmen Incorporated (in lame ass attempt to con his way into a SAG card) more might have happened this year with it. But like I said above, I have submitted to over 50 festivals that I think will lead to bigger and better things for the film.  Since parting ways with my former partner, I feel like a huge weight as been lifted off my shoulders. I feel like I finally have control over my career. No bumping heads. No agendas. No shady behavior. I am very much enjoying the writing process again. Writing with Kate has been a breath of fresh air. She's even found some great music for the film. Writing with her has been so easy. And if the writing part has been easy, I can't wait to see how much better the filming part will be!

I think for 2014, the thing I am looking forward to the most is getting I Don't Recall done, getting a team together, raising the funds, and getting it ready to shoot. I think this will be a major step above my previous work.

That's all I got for now,

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!

I am very pleased to announce that my film, Wingmen Incorporated, took home "Best Feature" at the 2013 East Lansing Film Festival as part of the Lake Michigan Film Competition.  This is the second time in the past 5 years that one of my films has won the competition as The Truth About Average Guys won it back in 2009 (S.O.L. was submitted to East Lansing in 2011, but was not selected).   I was very pleased with this since after viewing the competition I expected us to get 2nd. There was a very well shot drama (with name talent) that I thought was going to win. Their trailer looked fantastic. The story was a little boring, but I'm not really into dramas so I didn't know if it was boring b/c it was boring or boring b/c I am just not into that genre.  Either way, I was very pleased with our unexpected win.

In other news, I've had a few more articles published by Yahoo! Please feel free to give them a read if you are interested.

http://voices.yahoo.com/i-hate-remakes-but-wish-hollywood-would-remake-better-12390457.html?cat=9

This is called "I Hate Remakes, but I Wish Hollywood Would Remake Better Films" and it's about the string of horrible remakes Hollywood has been redoing lately. I offer a few suggestions for movies I wouldn't mind seeing remade.


http://voices.yahoo.com/can-bears-survive-rash-key-injuries-12386794.html?cat=14

This one is about the Chicago Bears. So if you are a fan feel free to read it.


http://voices.yahoo.com/a-guys-perspective-whats-wrong-dating-profile-12380492.html?cat=9

If you are a lady and are on a dating website, this is a must read for you. As a guy that's viewed many profiles over the years, I can tell you exactly what is wrong with your profile. (to date, this is my most read article with nearly 400 reads in just under two weeks)


http://voices.yahoo.com/reason-optimism-u-mens-hoops-team-12380431.html?cat=14

This one is about the University of Illinois men's basketball team. I discuss why this years team, despite losing 75% of it's scoring, might actually be better this year.  Addition by subtraction. Feel free to check it out if you are a Fighting Illini fan!


What else is going on?

I had a fundraising screening in Clinton for Wingmen Incorporated on Wednesday, November 6th. About 60 people showed up. I was disappointed with the turn out. Mainly because I advertised with the local radio station (MAC FM, 94.7) and I don't think they played the commercial as many times as they were supposed to AND I don't think they played it during the time of day they said they would.  Needless to day I will not advertise with them anymore. I had more people turn out for the S.O.L. Clinton screening back in January of 2011 with NO ADVERTISING than I did this time around. Such a waste of money.   On the bright side, the film was very well received. This is the first time I actually watched my cut of the film with an audience. I was very happy with their reaction.

Things have stalled a bit on the new screenplay (I Don't Recall). However, I feel that Kate and I will be getting back in the groove shortly. Wingmen Incorporated is playing at a festival up in Wisconsin this weekend. Hopefully it does well and I can call my next blog "Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner Part 2".

Got some really good deals on DVD's and shirts. 

Wingmen Incorporated DVD (my cut) - $6.99

DVD includes... 
*NEW 76 minute film
 sober commentary - Ken Gayton/Beth Carol
*NEW Drunkenly Honest Commentary - Jason W. Schaver & Kate Johnson (b/c someone felt the need to edit out our previous commentary, so we made a new one)
7+ minutes of bloopers
8+ minutes of outtakes
*NEW Larry's Tattoo Story
*NEW Pictures From Set
(I also redesigned the menu b/c the other version looked like a 4th grader did it)

Wingmen Incorporated Black T- Shirt - $9.99

Get a shirt & a DVD for $15

The Truth About Average Guys DVD - $7.99
Buy TTAAG, WINC for $15 and get a copy of S.O.L. for FREE! 

Click the link below for details!  

(shipping is US only, if you aren't in the US shoot me an email at info@mopedjones.com and we'll figure something out)

http://www.mopedjones.com/store.html

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com




Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Started a New Little Hobby....

Hello,

To get back into screenwriting I recently signed up to be a writer for the Yahoo! Contributor Network. It's a pretty cool way to get back in the habit of writing. You can pick assignments from Yahoo! or you can just write your own based off your own interests. Sometimes they get published for all the world to see, sometimes they don't.

It's been a while since I started a new feature length script, and when I say a while I mean over a decade. I wrote The Truth About Average Guys and S.O.L. back in 2001 (there were some rewrites since then, but the hardest draft by far is the 1st draft).  I also co-wrote Wingmen Incorporated in 2010-11, but most of what I wrote for that was previously written from a partial script I had lying around. So I really haven't started from scratch on a script (and had that need in finish) since 2001.  Did some stuff inbetween, but never really had that need/want to finish it.  But this new one MUST get finished because I think when all is said and done this one will have the potential to be the best thing I've done (so far) by far.  I feel with every script/film I'm improving as a writer, an actor, and as a filmmaker.

Anyway, back to my little side hobby, writing for Yahoo!

Thus far I've written three articles. Two have been published, and one is currently being reviewed. So technically I'm 2 for 2. I'm not sure how easy it is to get published, but I am going to pretend that it's incredibly difficult and very few people get their first two articles published.  Yes, I like to pretend that I'm that good.

Here are the two articles that I've published so far. Hopefully you find them interesting enough to click the links below (it actually helps me if you click the link, obviously I'd love for you to read the articles, but clicking the link is a pretty good compromise. You clicked THIS link to read my blog. So I know you care a little bit. ;)

http://voices.yahoo.com/why-hate-media-sometimes-12374483.html?cat=9

That one is called "Why I Hate The Media (Sometimes)" and it's about how the media has distorted an incident that happened over the weekend.


http://voices.yahoo.com/why-cubs-2013-season-wasnt-as-awful-as-seemed-12362001.html?cat=14

This one was my very first article published. It's called "Why The Cubs 2013 Season Wasn't As Awful As It Seemed" and well, it's about exactly what the title says it's about. There is more reason for optimism on the North Side than you'd think. 2013 was an awful season, but not as awful as it seemed.

http://contributor.yahoo.com/user/1791802/jason_w_schaver.html

That link is my contributor profile link. This has links to all my articles. So if you enjoy my writing please be sure to add me as add me to your favorites or subscribe to my articles. Don't worry, it's free.

Anything else going on?

Kate and I have been hard at work on the new screenplay and it's coming along pretty well. We got sidetracked with life the past several months but have really rolled up our sleeves this past couple weeks and have the first 20 pages of the script done. I really like what we have so far. If we can keep up the same level of quality/humor from the first 20 pages I think we'll have something pretty special on our hands. I'd like for this to be about 100 pages long.  And would love to make a movie that is actually 90 minutes long for once. That's usually what I've aimed for, but they usually end up between 76-82 minutes long.

Anyway, since you were so good earlier reading my Yahoo! articles, I will leave you with this...

The first 7 pages of our new screenplay, I Don't Recall.

LOGLINE: After an accident, a mild mannered pushover fakes amnesia to avoid returning to his unappreciative family.

LOGLINE #2: A man in his early 30's, unhappy with his life, gets into an accident. Upon waking from a short coma he pretends to have amnesia in an attempt to live a different life.


(yeah, I posted both loglines b/c I'm not sure which one I like better)
 http://howa5gota9.angelfire.com/IDR_first_7_pages.txt

Thank you so much for reading, hope you like it!

Jason W. Schaver







Saturday, October 19, 2013

Why The Flint Film Festival Blows...

Howdy All!

Long time no blog.  As you can tell by the heading I am not pleased with the Flint Film Festival. I debated long and hard about posting this, but in the end I just felt like sharing. I don't mean to ruffle any feathers, but I feel like if people do a bad job they need to have their feathers ruffled from time to time just to keep them hungry and honest.

And without further adieu, here's why the Flint Film Festival blows...

1. They never told us that our film, Wingmen Incorporated, got in. I found out just a couple days before the festival that we got in because on a whim I went to their website and saw we were screening on the Friday night time slot (7:30, which is a great time slot, too bad no one told us).  

On the Tuesday before the festival I emailed the director (Dave) and said "I see that we got in. I never received notification from you. I know it may be too late, but is there anything you need from me? Stills? Posters? Let me know and I'll get it to you ASAP."

So that brings us to #2...

2.  I emailed them and they ignored it. How do you ignore someone that got into the festival? I understand festivals are bombarded with emails from filmmakers that don't get in, but you have to acknowledge the filmmakers that DO GET IN!

Despite being ignored, I decided to keep my mouth shut just in case this was a mistake and I didn't want to rock the boat in case we won an award. I figured our chances were good since in every interview the festival gave they gushed about our film. It was always the first (and usually the only) feature film they talked about when doing interviews with the local newspapers and TV stations.

Here's some of the interviews...

http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/flint/index.ssf/2013/10/flint_film_festival_to_showcas_1.html

Thomas said two films that have garnered the most phone calls, emails and Facebook messages for interested viewers are "Flint's Best Rock" and "Wingmen Incorporated."

"Wingmen Incorporated," directed by Jason Schaver, is about a jaded psychologist who forms a company to teach desperate men how to pick up women. "Flint's Best Rock," a 1988 film by Jim Baadeln, is about the history of WWCK 105 FM, "Flint's Best Rock," the top rock station in the country during the 1970s and most of the 1980s.

Here's one from the local ABC affiliate.  There is an article + a video of the local news. In the video, be sure to watch 0:58 to 1:15, which is where they show the clip of Wingmen Incorporated.

http://www.abc12.com/story/23649018/flint-film-festival-to-celebrate-10th-anniversary

There was another article, but for the life of me I can't seem to find it.

So, yeah, they talked about our film quite a bit leading up to the festival. So I figured despite them completely blowing off telling us we got in that I could easily forgive them if we won an award.

Well, we didn't win. The Rebound, a local film the festival directors did NOT talk about in any of their interviews, somehow won "Best Feature".  (go ahead and re-read the articles I posted, no mention of it anywhere)

Below is the trailer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS3rqOtmQbo

Now I'm not going to bash another person's film, but there was a reason why the festival used Wingmen Incorporated to lure people to the festival and not this film. So they clearly thought our film was better, yet somehow, The Rebound managed to win the award.

So that was kind of the last straw. I filed a complaint with the film festival submission website www.withoutabox.com and the festival itself and got my refund.  The festival director couldn't have been more rude or condescending.

Here's a few snipets of his emails...

"Well they (withoutabox) forwarded me your nasty letter..."

First off, it wasn't a "nasty" letter. It was a letter of complaint. I told him about how I didn't appreciate not being notified of being selected or them ignoring my initial email.  I also asked how a film that they gushed about in every interview could lose to a film that they never mentioned at all in any of their interviews and that if I knew they were just going to give awards to their friends* I wouldn't have wasted my time submitting to them in the first place and would like a refund.

*Now I'm not sure if they are actually friends, but it was a local film. I called them "friends" to get my point across to them that from an outsider's perspective this looks really really really fucking shadey.

Here's an excerpt from another email...

I personally liked your film, and it was strong as far as the competition. Our scoring as far as the placement is by scored in certain criteria, and is just by number and not emotion or whether we like it or not. I hope you understand.

That being said, I saw nothing from The Rebound trailer that made me think it was a far superior film. In fact, I'd take our film over it any day of the week. He still never answered my question how a film that he used so valiantly to promote his festival could lose to a film that he didn't feel was good enough to even mention to the press? If it was so great, why didn't he talk about it more? Or at all even?

In well over 2,000 submissions we have never been asked for a refund.

I'm not sure if I buy that. If so, how unlucky am I?  Seriously, that's like a 0.05% chance of fucking up, and they fucked up the one time I deal with them.

 I'm sorry that things worked out the way they did or the way that you perceive they did...

This pissed me off. I didn't "perceive" any of this. This is what really happened in real life. There's no lack of communication or crossed signals or not being on the same page or whatever cliché you want to use. They really didn't contact me and they really didn't respond to my initial email and they really did award a local film "Best Feature" despite the fact that they really did never talk about the film at all in their promotional interviews.

....but kicking up all of this dust isn't doing any good.

Worked out okay for me. I got my f*cking refund.  (well, most of it, my submission fee was $25 and they sent me a check for $20. So they shorted me $5, but honestly, as incompetent as this festival is I will consider that a VICTORY!)

Anyway, I hope I don't come off as too pissy. Part of these blogs are to vent and get things off your chest and this has been in my mind for the past week or so.  If you are a filmmaker I would definitely recommend skipping this festival. I have been treated better by festivals that rejected me than this one, and they loved our movie. I can't imagine how they treat people who's movies they don't like.

Jason W. Schaver















Monday, July 15, 2013

Having a Bitchin' Summer!

Hello All,

It's been a LONG time since my last blog.

In that time I have...

1. I moved
2. helped my mom move her Flowershop into another building.
3. helped my g/f get her new business set up & running
4. sent Wingmen Incorporated out to numerous film festivals
5. halfway through a fundraiser for No Regrets

Okay, so where to start?

I was just off of work for a month b/c of "lack of work". Despite being bored out of my mind I did enjoy getting paid to do nothing. I've never really had to draw unemployment before. It was not that bad since I already had a job, so I didn't have to go look for work.  I go back tomorrow. Hopefully I can remember my login info and passwords.  I kinda feel like I did when we'd come back to school after Christmas break and I was always afraid that I wouldn't remember my locker combo. It's a powerless feeling.

Moped Jones News...

We are now up to 14 Moped Jones Drunken Podcasts.  Click here to listen to all of them. They are pretty funny and there are some really good tunes.  I think from Ep 11 on are our best ones.

http://mopedjones.com/podcast.cfm

Wingmen Incorporated has gotten into a few festivals. It plays as part of The Prairie State Film Festival in DeKalb, IL on Saturday July 20th.  And has also been selected to be part of the Naperville Independent Film Festival that takes place in Naperville, IL in mid September.  Very much looking forward to both. If you are in the area you should stop by.

I've submitted to several other festivals around the US and will be hearing back from them in the coming months. I am very excited about several of the festivals (Naperville was one of the ones I was excited about and we got in!) But there are several others that I cannot wait to hear back from. I'll be steadily submitting up until spring of next year.  I pretty much have to since I am the only one promoting this film.  But hey, that's okay! I recut the film and am damn proud of my cut. I cut out about 4 minutes incredibly boring unfunny dialogue that really killed the pacing of the film. The film really flows now and I am damn proud of this film the way it is now and I am very optimistic about its chances of getting into many festivals (it's already 2 for 2) and securing distribution (and hopefully getting on Netflix like The Truth About Average Guys did back in 2010-11).

Our fundraiser for No Regrets has been going great!  We're trying to raise $1500 in 60 days. 30 days in and we are already at $1107. So we are well ahead of the pace!   We've had 31 donations ranging from $2 all the way up to $125.  If you are interested in helping the cause, please click the link below and donate whatever you feel comfortable with.

http://mopedjones.com/home.cfm

Rewards include IMDB credits.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2869746/

That's the IMDB page for No Regrets.

Also, Evan and I are going to record a new commentary for Wingmen Incorporated. My last one got edited without my permission. So we decided that since we are doing another drunken commentary for Wingmen Incorporated we should just start doing drunken commentaries for other films as well. It's perfectly legal to do this. We own our audio. So we can sell it as an add-on for like $0.99 or something. Maybe less.  I don't know. But first things first, we have to record them. (there is a thing called Riff Trax that does this, it was made up by the guy that did Mystery Science 3000, I'm not ripping him off, I just happened to think of something that was already invented, lol, plus it's different b/c  I got rid of the robots and added a lot more booze!)

Off the top of my head I would like to do drunken commentaries for the following films...

The Notebook
Titanic
At least 1 of the last 3 Batman movies
Labyrinth
Never Ending Story 
The Room

Basically we want to do movies people already have (otherwise what's the point?). 

What else?  My lovely girlfriend Kate surprised me with tickets to go see Flight of the Conchords in late August out in Chicago!

Also, Demitri Martin, Dave Chappelle, and Kristen Schaal will be there as well.  I cannot wait to see them all.




Welp, that's all I gots for now!

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com








Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Really Been Slacking on the Blogs (big rant!)

Howdy Ya'll,

I've been really slacking on the blogs the past couple months or so, but tonight I felt like doing some writing. 

New Podcast is up.  Episode 10. Has an 80's theme to it, and some pretty funny stories.

http://mopedjones.com/drunkenpodcast.cfm

Also, if you want a free download of my award winning comedy, S.O.L., all you have to do is click the link below and sign up for the Moped Jones Mailing List.  And I will email you a download link for the film.  It's a free movie.  It's pretty funny.  And, again, it's free. 

http://mopedjones.com/contactus.cfm


So here's what's been happening in my little world....

1. My landlords sold the building, effective May 1st.  I got a letter from the new landlords saying they are doubling the rent, want a $500 deposit (for the apartment I've been living in for two years already!), and a no pet policy.  Which kind of sucks b/c I got permission to let my girlfriend's dog live here on March 28th.  So it was kind of shitty for the previous landlords to say it was okay, then sell the building a week later (they told me  on April 5th that they had sold the building & it was effective May 1st).

Needless to say, Kate and I are out of here. This shithole is not worth what they want for it.  I was paying $330, they want $500.  Although I'm sure after the apartment sits empty for the next 3-4 months they will probably lower the price.  Oh well, we'll be out of here on May 31st at 11:59 pm.  Good riddance to my 116 year old bat shit crazy neighbor. God bless that c*nt.

2.  I was planning on shooting my short film, No Regrets , in late June, but due to having to move + scheduling conflicts from my DP in July, we have pushed back shooting until mid-august.  I cannot wait to get this project out there.  It's such a 180 from what I've done in the past. Most of you know me from full length R rated feature comedies. Well, this is TWO things I've never done before. A short film & a drama.  I am very anxious to see if I have the chops as a director and an actor to pull this off.  I am putting together a great team of people that I trust and cannot wait to get started.

3.  Having some trouble with my former car insurance company. I went through the local Auto-Owners agency here in Fulton, IL.  My car is now paid off. My dad co-signed on my loan so I would get a much lower rate (11.5% VS. 7%).  Yeah, my credit is shitty.  Moving for whores will fuck up your credit, don't do it.  Anyway, my car is paid off and we were taking my dad's name off the title, which means his name needed to be taken off the car insurance policy as well. And since the car is paid for (and shitty), there was no reason to have full coverage anymore.  So we needed his name off our policy & drop it down to liability. 

Pretty simple, right? 

Not if you are the local Auto-Owners Insurance affiliate in Fulton, IL. I went in on March 23rd to get dad's name taken off the policy and have them change me to liability. When I went in the local affiliates seemed more concerned with running a day care out of their office than doing their job.  Okay, I cut them some slack, after all, it was a Saturday and I went in about a half hour before they were scheduled to close. I told them what I wanted and they said they would call me the following Monday (March 25th) as I wanted this done before April 1st, which was when I was scheduled to pay full coverage for the month of April.  Pretty simple, switch it to liability before April 1st and start billing me for that. (sensing they would fuck up this ridiculously easy task, I put a block on my auto-withdrawal so they couldn't bill me for full coverage in April)

They never called. I was busy that week of the 25th, so I didn't get a chance to go into their office until Wednesday, April 3rd. I went in to see why they hadn't contacted me and they said "yep, everything is fine, we went ahead, got your dad's name off the policy and sent that in for you".  And I said "Did you drop me down to liability?"  And they said "oops".  So they filled out the right paperwork and sent it back in and said I would be getting a bill soon. 

On April 5th I got a bill from them saying they weren't able to get into my bank account (that I blocked) and that I now owed them April at full coverage + $20 for not letting them take money that they weren't supposed to take in the first place.  I call this an "incompetence fee". They fucked up, and that meant I owed them more money. Unfortunately for them I don't reward people for incompetence.

On Monday, April 15th I got my new policy in the mail for liability.  FINALLY!  The nightmare was over. There was no bill with the policy, so I decided to walk over and pay my first month of liability (which should have started April 1st).   I got my checkbook out and the guy said I owed $152.77

My jaw hit the floor. Full coverage was $80 a month.  How in the hell could liability be nearly double that?  The agent went on to explain that I owed $80 for the full month of April at full coverage + the $20 for not letting those morons get into my account on April 1st + the full month of May at the liability price ($52.77).   I tried to explain to him that I don't owe April at the full coverage price b/c they were supposed to switch that before April 1st.  The idiot then went on to misuse the word "pro-rated" several times (seems to me that if you are in the insurance industry, or any industry with monthly billing, you should absolutely KNOW what "pro-rated" means). 

Here's how I would have pro-rated full coverage in the month of April.

$80 for the 30 days = $2.67 a day
$2.67 x 0 (the number of days I wanted full coverage in April) = 0

So pro-rated for the month of April, that's $0. 

After he stopped talking I said "I'm going somewhere else".   And he said in a smarmy voice "Well, good luck" as if to say "Good luck getting car insurance on a Monday afternoon in April."  Like it's so hard to do that.  15 minutes later I had a new policy with the local State Farm Agent.  I got a little more coverage than Auto-Owners and it was only $37.30  ($15.47 cheaper than AO's).  It's amazing that State Farm did in 15 minutes what those bozos at AO couldn't do in nearly two weeks. I don't know if they are morons, or were just trying to get another month of full coverage out of me.  Either way, I don't tolerate slimey or stupid. I think these guys are a little of both.

On May 1st, Auto-Owners tried to get the $152.77 out of my account, but I put a permanent block on them, so it was denied. I'm sure I'll be hearing from AO's corporate office and when I do I'll direct them to this blog, that way I don't have to relive it again. They can just read it. But I am not paying them another dime. Like I said before, I don't reward people for being morons. They made the mistake, they can eat it.

Wow, what a rant!

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com








Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Long Time No Blog! (lots to catch up on)

Where to start?

1.  Wingmen Incorporated played its very first festival on April 6th out in Cedar Rapids, IA. It won the Silver Eddy in the Best Feature Pro-Am Category. To be eligible for this we needed to have someone associated with the state of Iowa (I was born in Clinton, IA) and to not make over 50% of our income as filmmakers.  Since it is way less than 50% we were eligible for Pro-Am status.  The screening went really well and people seemed to really enjoy the film. I was approached several times throughout the night because people recognized me from the film. It was pretty cool.  People in Iowa are so kind.  Not at all like those fucks in Delaware.*

*never been to Delaware, I'm just assuming this based on how boring it must be to live there.

2.  My lovely girlfriend Kate moved in with me.  On Easter Sunday I borrowed my dad's truck and headed out to Chicago to pick up a truckload of her stuff.  We got it loaded up with no problem. Some Asians almost took my dad's mirror off, but they swerved at the last second b/c not only are they good at math they are good swervers. Anyway, it's been going really well. It's nice having someone here. She's a great girl and I am really lucky.

3.  Updated the website, so feel free to check out the new layout.  I just think it flows better.  Be sure to check out our new promotion:  Buy The Truth About Average Guys AND Wingmen Incorporated for $19.99 and we'll throw in a FREE copy of S.O.L.  3 DVD's loaded with bonus material for less than twenty bucks?  Yep, it's real!

http://mopedjones.com/home.cfm


4.  The podcast is still going strong. Check that out as well. We look forward to having more guests as we feel those segments have gone really well. We have a lot of fun making the podcast and the feedback so far has been great. People seem to be enjoying it.  It's really cool watching this thing grow. Hopefully it continues.

http://mopedjones.com/drunkenpodcast.cfm


5. I have some other stuff, but I'm not really sure I'm ready to go public with it yet. I want to calm down and make sure I handle it properly. It involves my career path. Some slimey things have continued to happen and I will now be doing more projects on my own. I'm not naming any names, but for those of you that know me and my work you can probably guess who I am referring too. I may give more details in future blogs/podcasts/ect... but for time being this is all the info I am comfortable giving. I do have a list of all the slimey stuff though, and I'll probably share it at some point. Probably in blog form. We'll see.

Autobots, roll out!

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com


Friday, March 8, 2013

Podcast Episode 2 + other stuff

Dear Whomever is bored enough to read this,

The latest Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is up.

http://mopedjonesentertainment.bandzoogle.com/podcastblog.cfm

Click that, scroll down to you see the player, then click on episode two. In the latest episode we discuss a wide variety of topics including: Evan's big date that he may or may not have, using kids to pick up women at the mall, me almost getting killed this week, song & movie recommendations by Jason, Evan, and Kate.

While I have you here, I would love for you to click the picture below and rate Wingmen Incorporated on IMDB.


DVD front cover of my new film Wingmen Incorporated.


The reason I am politely asking you to rate the film is because we recently went from a 9.6 to a 3.6 because of one heavily weighted vote.  According to the IMDB stats, the vote came from an 18-29 year old female and I think I have a pretty good idea of who it came from.  It has been years since I've seen this girl, and she should have no reason to have any animosity towards me as I was not the one that lied or cheated.  I'm almost positive it's her because I have had several repeat visits on the website from her current town.  It's not enough to convict her, lol, but I am confident that it's her. 

We have made up some ground as we are up to 4.0 on IMDB, but don't let that terrorizer win!  Please click the picture above and rate the film how you see fit.

And lastly, head on over to www.wingmenincorporated.com and buy a download of the film for $2.99 and watch it tonight!  Or buy a DVD loaded with bonus material for $11.99 and wait for it! 

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment

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Sunday, March 3, 2013

Moped Jones Drunken Podcast: Episode 1 + pic

Dear Whomever is bored enough to read this,

http://mopedjonesentertainment.bandzoogle.com/podcastblog.cfm

Click the link and hit play. You can just play it or download it for free.  In the podcast we discuss the following...

Scott Weiland
how Evan's kids may or may not be amazing
a crazy girl I used to sleep with
Evan's upcoming date
Jason & Evan each recommend a song (and play it)
Jason & Evan each recommend a movie (and don't play it, just discuss it)
A very entertaining phone call from Evan's sister
love making tips for Evan

Feel free to email us any questions to info@mopedjones.com and we will try to answer them on the next podcast.

Also, please go to www.wingmenincorporated.com and pick up a DVD or download of my brand new film Wingmen Incorporated.  Downloads of the movie are $2.99 (film only) and/or buy a DVD of the film that is loaded with bonus material.

This is the DVD front and back cover.  Pretty slick, was designed by our buddy Kyle Clark.
Thank you for caring, I truly am humbled by all the kind words about the new film. And to those of you yet to check it out, give it a chance. I promise you'll like it.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment

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Friday, March 1, 2013

Wingmen Incorporated is here!

Dear Whomever is bored enough to read this,

It's here!  Wingmen Incorporated is now available.  Below is the trailer to the film.  Check it out!


Wasn't that just hilarious?  No?  Yes it was, screw you.  All kidding aside, if you think that trailer looks funny then feel free to go to www.wingmenincorporated.com and pick up a download of the film for $2.99 (film only) and if you enjoy the film I urge you to pick up a copy of the DVD that's loaded with bonus material.

Also recorded the first Moped Jones Drunken Podcast tonight, should be available soon.  I will let people know as soon as it's available. I like to think it turned out pretty funny, especially the unexpected phone call we got during the show.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment

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