More Cat Turds Please! + Ep 14 of the Moped Jones Drunken Podcast

The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast: Episode 14





Episode 14 "highlights"...
(00:40) Kate's morbid pre-vacation behavior.
(01:35) Jason is poorest on Wednesdays.
(02:00) Jason is trying to say the C word less, and "twat" more.
(03:00) SONG OF THE WEEK: "The Way We Move" by Langhorne Slim and The Law (CLICK HERE  to get the song for free, you have to sign up for the band's mailing list, worth it though as you get this and another great song called "Bad Luck")
(07:16) Duff Watson is a twat.
(09:37) Opening clip from BUTT STUFF
(12:31) More BUTT STUFF stuff. The recording process, what the album is about, etc...
CLICK HERE to get your FREE copy of BUTT STUFF (and Podcast Music Sampler!). The first 200 downloads of BUTT STUFF are free, so reserve your copy today!  The album release date is moving back to either August 12th or 19th.  It's taking a little while longer, but it's because we keep adding stuff + trying to make it "real good".

EMAIL: info@mopedjones.com
www.mopedjones.com  (go check it out, I redid the website this week)


Not a whole lot else going on. Kate is on vacation this week, so it's just me and Wilbur (aka Kate's 14 year old Huskie/Burmese Mountain Dog mix.

Yup, that's him.

Jason W. Schaver

Flying Solo This Week (Ep 13) + Butt Stuff......Stuff...

Episode 13 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is now available. Click the player below and enjoy.




Short podcast this week. Kate was busy, as was Evan. So instead of just not doing a podcast this week I decided to do a quickie.

Episode 13 "highlights"... (be sure to check out the song of the week)

(01:00) Butt Stuff update.
(02:11) SONG OF THE WEEK: "Homo World" by Will Farrell in a Dream (world premier!).
(05:23) The Truth About "Homo World"
(06:23) Another Idiot Dog Owner Without His Idiot Dog on an Idiot Leash!

NEXT WEEK: Kate is back + we will (for real) play a clip from Butt Stuff


If you want to catch up on previous episodes you can by going to http://mopedjones.podbean.com/



Be sure to CLICK HERE and get your FREE MUSIC SAMPLER from Moped Jones Drunken Podcast! Great music from: River City Extension, Me and the City, Pocket Panda, Corey Booth Project, Matt Hoffman, and Falling Through April, as well as some funny clips from the podcast. It's free, so be sure to download it today!

Also, CLICK HERE to reserve your FREE download of BUTT STUFF + listen to the opening tracks. (comes out 8/5/14). I have posted the first two tracks ("I Want to Date Taylor Swift Long Enough For Her to Write a Song about Me" & "Might be Racist, Still Don't Know For Sure") So be sure to check those out, and make sure you get your FREE download of the album. I'm still not sure how many of these things I am going to give away for free. So make sure you get it for free now.

Had this week off from work and have been working on getting Butt Stuff recorded. My buddy Dustin is working on the editing and so far I have been very impressed with what he's brought to the table.

In diet news, I weighed 245 on June 1st, and today I weighed in at 230. So that is going well. I would like to get down to 180 before we start shooting I Don't Recall next summer.

Things are slowly but surely starting to fall into place. I'll be buying a camera within the next month or so and putting out a bunch more of my own sketches as well as finally shooting No Regrets.

Thanks for readin'

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Loads of Great FREE Music + Episode 12!

Hi Everybody!

Below is a FREE music sampler that features the best songs that we've played on this season's Moped Jones Drunken Podcast. Be sure to check it out. Again, it's absolutely free. It's our thank you for listening + it's also a thank you to help these great bands get a little bit more exposure. So be sure to check out their other music as well.




CLICK HERE to go to the Bandcamp page for the album. You can download it for free there, or in the media player above.


What else?

Oh yeah! Episode 12 of The Moped Jones Drunken Podcast is now up.





(01:08) - What we're drinking tonight.

(02:21) - Mail Bag Time!


(04:10) - Moped Jones Drunken Podcast: FREE MUSIC SAMPLER SUMMER 2014 (CLICK HERE)

(05:26) - SONG OF THE WEEK: "Owl Song" by Me and the City (CLICK HERE to like them on Facebook and hear more!)

(10:16) - CLASSIC MOPED: Evan, Kate, and Jason's 2013 interview with comedian El Arntson. CLICK HERE to follow El on Twitter)

(29:33) - MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Chris Porter: Ugly and Angry (stand up comedy, Netflix Instant)

email: info@mopedjones.com (not .cum! That's someone else!)
Go get your FREE music sampler by clicking HERE

Next week's episode will have a clip from my upcoming comedy album, Butt Stuff.


That's all I got for now. I'm chugging away on "Butt Stuff". I started recording some of the tracks. The album will be released (for FREE) on Bandcamp on August 5th. So be sure to pick up your free digital copy of the album.

Jason W. Schaver

Drunken Podcast Episode 11 + some Butt Stuff!

Episode 11 of the Moped Jones Drunken Podcast


Episode 11 "highlights"...

(00:26) What we're drinking this week.
(02:09) Mailbag time!
(03:03) Update from "angry texts" story from Episode 10 (06:15)
(04:37) SONG OF THE WEEK: "Broken Feet" by Falling Through April (CLICK HERE to hear more!)


(07:50) Dogs without leashes.
(10:35) Jason would rather fight a bear than have a bat swoop down at him.
(14:37) CLASSIC MOPED: Evan gets out of a ticket.
(20:01) MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Super High Me (doc, 2007, comedian Doug Benson)


email: info@mopedjones.com
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Like us on facebook by CLICKING HERE



I am currently chugging away my upcoming comedy album Butt Stuff



It will be written within the next week and then recorded within the next two weeks. And should be released (for FREE on Bandcamp) on August 5th.

People have told me that I'm crazy for releasing my debut album for free. Honestly, I don't think anyone would pay for it. I'm a nobody. I want to get noticed. What better way to get people to notice you than by giving away your album for free? If they like it, they will become fans and hopefully check out my other stuff (films, albums, podcast, etc...) If they don't like it, then they never have to speak of it again. Hopefully people will enjoy it and share it with their friends. The main thing for me is exposure. I'd rather have 5000 people download the album for free than have 100 people buy it for $5. So for now, releasing a free album seems to be the way to go.

Butt Stuff will tackle the following topics: ex girlfriends, parents, space perverts, the truth about the N word, some politics, and of course, butt stuff.

I am also putting together a FREE music sampler of songs featured on the podcast. This will also be released on Bandcamp. It will be released on July 29th). It will feature great tunes used on the podcast + have some of the podcast's funnier moments peppered in. So be sure to look for that, again, it's FREE.

That's all I got for now. Be sure to check out the podcast. Great song this week by Falling Through April called "Broken Feet". Lots of laughs too!

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com

Episode 10 + FREE MOVIE Wingmen Incorporated Drunken Commentary

Moped Jones Drunken Podcast: Episode 10

Kate Johnson sits in with Jason W. Schaver once again for Evan "I Have a Podcast?" Atherton (for those of you keeping score, Evan is 5 for 10 at showing up for the podcast).




Episode 10 "highlights"...

(00:30) What we're drinking this week

(01:26) Happy to not be "podfading" (look it up, it's a real thing & we're not doing it!)

(02:26) Mailbag time! Jason reads two emails (the only two we got)

(04:25) KATE'S WEEK IN REVIEW

(06:15) Kate reads angry texts from a former client she had to block. (part of her week in review)

(10:00) JASON'S WEEK IN REVIEW: New Comedy Album Butt Stuff coming 8/5/14! (unless it sucks, then never!)


(11:26) SONG OF THE WEEK: Katie Queen of Tennessee by The Apache Relay (CLICK HERE to hear more of their music.

(15:01) Jason's Famous Facebook Friends

(17:30) MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Rain Over Me (Evan/Jason from March 2013: CLASSIC MOPED)


EMAIL: info@mopedjones.com



Our free movie this week is the "Drunkenly Honest" commentary that Kate and I did for Wingmen Incorporated (our first commentary track was edited, without my permission, by my former partner, so we decided to redo our commentary + correct a few "inaccuracies" (*COUGH* lies) that were said on my former partner's commentary track.







Well, that's all for this week. Thank you to everyone that listens to the podcast and/or watches our movies.

Jason W. Schaver
Moped Jones Entertainment
www.mopedjones.com